I could have given birth to an actual baby by now..

Someone keeps having a mardy because I don't write blogs. There are so many reasons why I haven't written anything since May.. the main one being because I am a massive lazy panda. Actually, I forgot my password. I do that a lot. You know those Paypal accounts..? Well apparently, if you opened one 162 years ago, you can't open another one with the same email address- who knew? It reduced me to tears as I had to go through the 'reset password' palava. I'm just glad it didn't have those security questions, because I don't actually have favourite things, like my favourite musical instrument or my favourite way to clean my feet. I am fond of the panpipes however.
Recently developed an obsession with Michelle McManus, even referring to my friend Amy as Michelle, or Shelly, because it's just funny and it makes me happy inside. I even changed her name in my phonebook to Michelle.. which now just sounds mean. One day Michelle McManus will track me down and kill me, in some horrific way, probably to do with her weight. I was going to make some joke about having her thighs wrapped around my neck, but then I pictured it, and thought that was too far..
This week has been 'Reading Week' which basically means either people run home or stay here and do absolutely nothing. I chose to do absolutely nothing. In fact, I should be doing work right now, but instead I've been doing this and trying to learn the words to 'Baby Got Back'.. I wish I was lying. My favourite line so far is 'my anaconda don't want none, unless you got buns hun', mainly because I'm picturing myself with a massive slong twirling it round and round. Penis envy. I'd definitely keep it next to my leg, not do that weird thing where boys pull it up and put it in their waistband.. not that I've thought about it.
See you in another 9 odd months.. (not because I'm pregnant)